Beta Dispatch #1: You Spoke. We’re Building

Hey! 

First of all, a big thank you 🙌 for joining the beta crew of Coffeetable. You’ve let us peek inside your brain, and we’ve taken notes like over-caffeinated interns.

After dozens of interviews, calls, DMs, rants, and "this-shouldn’t-be-so-hard" moments, here's what we’re baking straight into the product:

Product Sentiment 😌

So you can spot red flags before wasting time on yet another pretty pitch. We're building in signals to help you avoid startup catfish.

Source Visibility 👀

Our data sources are pretty rizz, and we would totally show them to you pinky promise

 Instant Readability 🤖

We know you need to say "no" faster. Every profile, and answer from AI will be structured so that your brain can digest and decide in seconds.

And no, this isn’t the full list. Just the recurring “shut up and build this already” feedback we kept hearing.

What’s Next?

Starting next week, your inbox will receive a quick, and useful deep dive into a trending segments. The kind that will make you smarter in exactly 3m, 20s and 15ms.

Yep. We’re dead serious about that time.
Because every millisecond of yours is a million-dollar decision waiting to happen.

Did we forget to mention that we'll start rolling out Coffeetable Beta (more like alpha tbh) starting 21st July 2025. 

See you soon,

Keep ghosting bad startups,

Coffeetable Team ☕️